Hans Gruber Christmas - Unisex Hoodie TV Arched green serif text reads

Arched green serif text reads "SHENANDOAH" above a distressed green circular emblem depicting a vintage baseball batter mid-swing

Red curved text below reads "Arcata Bowl

and wavy trim on the arms and legs

and possibly a guest appearance by Charo

Hans Gruber Christmas - Unisex Hoodie TV Arched green serif text readsGruber's slow motion swan dive off Nakatomi Plaza is the only tree topping moment the season needs. Bespoke suit, stolen bearer bonds, and a thirty story exit strategy make for peak yuletide energy. Inspired by Die Hard. The Details: Arched white uppercase text reads "IT'S NOT XMAS" above a high contrast portrait of Hans Gruber holding a pistol, rendered in black, gray, and muted skin tones. Strands of multicolored Christmas lights with red, green,