Santa Claus World Tour - Unisex Hoodie costa mesa Brown block text below reads

Brown block text below reads "ESTABLISHED 1887

Yellow block text reads "JOE DIRT'S" above a hand-drawn portrait of Joe Dirt with his mullet centered behind a red diagonal M-80 firecracker

rendered in pink and dark maroon with visible spice spots in the cross-sections

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Santa Claus World Tour - Unisex Hoodie costa mesa Brown block text below readsSanta covering every country in one night makes him the only touring musician whose rider is just cookies and milk. Every other band needs 18 months and a drug budget to cover half his setlist. The Details: Gothic metal style white text reads "SANTA CLAUS" in jagged, dripping letterforms above "WORLD TOUR" in a distressed serif font. A vintage crosshatched white illustration depicts Santa Claus shredding an electric guitar with lightning bolts