Charlie Don't Surf - Women's T-Shirt boats Stalkers with a zero percent

Stalkers with a zero percent survival rate make for the worst squad since every last one got bodied by their own gimmick on live television

chunky distressed serif text reading "English

which honestly is the most American tradition nobody put on a stamp

Small distressed cream text below reads "ESTABLISHED 1919" and "FITCHBURG MASSACHUSETTS

Charlie Don't Surf - Women's T-Shirt boats Stalkers with a zero percentKilgore's beach recon priorities rank wave height above enemy positions, which is either visionary leadership or clinical insanity. Either way, the surf report comes with napalm. Inspired by Apocalypse Now. The Details: An orange circular sun backdrop silhouettes palm trees and a military helicopter in flight. A surfer rides teal blue waves below the tropical scene. Stenciled text reads "CHARLIE" in orange above "DON'T SURF" in distressed teal