Be a Lot Cooler if You Did - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:L A distressed white semi-truck cab

A distressed white semi-truck cab rendered at a heroic angle sits below with a pink flying pig above it

White cursive script reads "Tee Shirt" across the upper portion

0 oz Heavyweight Blend (50/50 Cotton/Poly)

Bold red text with white outlines in angular hand-drawn lettering reads "YOU LOSE THE RACE

Be a Lot Cooler if You Did - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:L A distressed white semi-truck cabWooderson's entire philosophy fits in seven words, and somehow it works as life advice for every situation involving pizza, rides, or questionable decisions. Gentle peer pressure never sounded so warmly persuasive. Inspired by Dazed and Confused. The Details: Distressed golden yellow block lettering in a chunky, retro bubble style typeface reads "BE A LOT COOLER IF YOU DID" stacked across three lines. Weathered texture throughout the letters gives a