American Dibs On The Moon - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Color:Navy Features a vintage business card

Features a vintage business card design with a chess knight piece

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American Dibs On The Moon - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Color:Navy Features a vintage business cardPlanting a flag on the moon cost $25 billion, which is the most expensive game of dibs in human history. Turns out the entire Cold War space race had the same legal framework as calling shotgun on the way to Applebee's. The Details: Two astronauts in white spacesuits plant a red, white, and blue American flag on a cratered gray lunar surface, surrounded by white stars and four pointed starbursts. Large distressed white block text below reads "DIBS."