Fight or Flight - Unisex Hoodie Color:Black Distressed white block text reads

Distressed white block text reads "I RUN" on the first line

and then the putter goes into the lake anyway

Sixty years of UFO sightings did less for extraterrestrial validation than a guidance counselor's poster

Giving a toilet paper roll the confident swagger of a 1940s cartoon mascot is already unhinged

Fight or Flight - Unisex Hoodie Color:Black Distressed white block text readsPenguins lost the flight option millions of years ago, so evolution left exactly one response and a surprising comfort with cutlery. That scarf confirms he was somewhere civilized before he chose violence. The Details: Distressed white arched text in a chunky retro style reads "FIGHT OR FLIGHT." Below, a cartoon penguin with black and white coloring, an orange beak, orange feet, a wide staring eye, and a dark green scarf grips a knife in one flipper.