Trophy Wife - Women's T-Shirt Color:Black A retro-futuristic digital illustration of

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The liability waiver is a napkin that says "ten thousand dollars

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Trophy Wife - Women's T-Shirt Color:Black A retro-futuristic digital illustration of"Trophy wife" printed in bowling league font on someone buying bulk paper towels at Costco is the hardest flex in any marriage. The trophy is participation, and the display case is a minivan with Cheerios ground into the seats. The Details: Bold distressed white serif text reads "Trophy Wife" across two centered lines in a retro typographic style with weathered texture throughout the letterforms. Fit & Fabric: Deluxe (Solid Colors): 100% Ring Spun