Aliens Don't Believe in You Either - Unisex T-Shirt western Distressed white hand-lettered text reads

Distressed white hand-lettered text reads "I'D BUY THAT" across the top

Bold distressed white block text reads "KRAKEN" in an arc along the bottom

flanked by two white stars

Arched white serif text reads "RIVERSIDE" above a golden-yellow mid-century cartoon mascot in a batting stance

Aliens Don't Believe in You Either - Unisex T-Shirt western Distressed white hand-lettered text readsAliens dismissing humanity as a conspiracy theory is the most believable thing about extraterrestrial life. An advanced civilization took one look at us and decided we weren't worth the probe. The Details: Curved distressed white text in a groovy retro style reads "ALIENS" above a green alien depicted from the chest up, with large dark almond shaped eyes, an annoyed expression, and one hand raising a middle finger, surrounded by white stars and