Lost in the Sauce - Unisex T-Shirt Size:XL and nobody had the decency

and nobody had the decency to retire the jersey

Clubs like these were more than sport for small Midwest towns

Buying the insurance is cheaper than the emotional toll

Places like this turned an ordinary evening into something that felt almost exotic

Lost in the Sauce - Unisex T-Shirt Size:XL and nobody had the decencySpilled marinara has the same emotional trajectory as a Saturday night blackout, just with better seasoning. Somehow a knocked over can of crushed tomatoes became the most wholesome way to announce you're completely gone. The Details: White script text reads "Lost" above smaller white text reading "in the." A red cylindrical can lies on its side in a white spill puddle beneath, with large white script text reading "Sauce" at the bottom. Fit & Fabric: