Rule #1 Don't Fall Off The Boat - Unisex Tank Top south bend Red cursive script at the

Red cursive script at the top reads "Betty's Lobo Lounge

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Rule #1 Don't Fall Off The Boat - Unisex Tank Top south bend Red cursive script at theBoating safety rules exist exclusively because someone already did the exact thing the sign prohibits. That stick figure mid launch off the stern is just a self portrait for anyone who learned what lake water tastes like at speed. The Details: Orange circle and a blue stick figure falling off a speeding blue motorboat sit above blue water splash lines in a distressed print style. Bold distressed orange block text reads "RULE #1." Blue block text below