Jelly of The Month Club - 11oz Coffee Mug hamilton Santa winking while telling kids

Santa winking while telling kids to ask their mom if he's real is the most unhinged way to announce an affair since the invention of Christmas cards

Rounded white retro-tropical lettering across the trunk reads "Mele Kalikimaka

surrounded by nautical rope borders

47TH ST | CHICAGO

Jelly of The Month Club - 11oz Coffee Mug hamilton Santa winking while telling kidsCousin Eddie's gift giving philosophy peaks at "the gift that keeps on givin' throughout the year." Membership in a jelly club somehow hits different when your Christmas bonus was a Jelly of the Month subscription. Inspired by National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation. The Details: Arched bold display text reads "JELLY OF THE MONTH" in white lettering above a vintage style illustrated mason jar filled with red jelly, topped with a green and white