Take a Pitcher - Unisex Sweatshirt Size:2XL Two red five-pointed stars flank

Two red five-pointed stars flank distressed white stencil text reading "THIS ONE'S" above blue text reading "FOR" and "YOU" on either side of a gray Aiwa portable cassette player labeled "AUTOREVERSE

Gray cartoon illustration of a rhinoceros in profile facing right

Rust-colored text below reads "It's a sweater

Ron genuinely believes Channel 4 News is a public service

Take a Pitcher - Unisex Sweatshirt Size:2XL Two red five-pointed stars flankOrdering a pitcher just to avoid talking to the server again is the most socially efficient move in bar history. Turns out the oldest passive aggressive comeback in English doubles as genuinely sound drinking advice. The Details: Rounded groovy white bubble text reads "TAKE A PITCHER" across the top. A hand drawn illustration of a ribbed glass beer pitcher filled with golden yellow beer and a foamy white head sits below. Golden yellow rounded bold