Biff Tannen's 2 Coat Wax - Unisex T-Shirt Size:2XL Signing off with wartime broadcast

Signing off with wartime broadcast gravity while your suit reeks of Sex Panther takes a special kind of delusion

Large green bottle in a retro product label parody style displays white text reading "ESTD" and "1985" flanking cursive "Biff's" above bold red and black "2 Coat Wax" and "ORIGINAL

surrounded by white text reading "HOT PASTRAMI

A vintage hand-drawn white illustration of Santa Claus's face sits below

Biff Tannen's 2 Coat Wax - Unisex T-Shirt Size:2XL Signing off with wartime broadcastBiff's entire destiny got rewritten by a single punch, and the universe decided his punishment was kneeling in George McFly's driveway forever. Packaging that karmic humiliation as a consumer product is the pettiest victory lap in Hill Valley history. Inspired by Back to the Future. The Details: Large green bottle in a retro product label parody style displays white text reading "ESTD" and "1985" flanking cursive "Biff's" above bold red and black "2