Fhloston Paradise - The Fifth Element - Unisex Tank Top bod surrounded by scattered white snow

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Blue hand-lettered script reads "Skate your Date at" above orange block text reading "HIGHLAND LAKE" and "PAVILION RINK

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"Skate Your Date" sounds like advice from a grandparent who peaked romantically at a Connecticut roller rink in 1952 and never stopped bragging about it

Fhloston Paradise - The Fifth Element - Unisex Tank Top bod surrounded by scattered white snowBooking a floating luxury cruise where the concierge dodges Mangalore gunfire between cocktail rounds really tests the brochure's promises. Korben never asked for this vacation, and neither did his luggage. Inspired by The Fifth Element. The Details: A retro travel poster style illustration depicts the Fhloston Paradise cruise ship silhouetted against a large orange disc flanked by white clouds. Distressed light blue block text reads "FHLOSTON" with