Derek Zoolander Center for Kids Who Can't Read Good - Unisex Tank Top Size:M A vintage hand-drawn illustration of

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Derek Zoolander Center for Kids Who Can't Read Good - Unisex Tank Top Size:M A vintage hand-drawn illustration ofFounding a literacy center when you can't even recognize a scale model from an actual building is bold philanthropic vision. Grammar this bad deserves its own endowment. Inspired by Zoolander. The Details: Arched tan serif text reads "THE DEREK ZOOLANDER" above large tan block text reading "CENTER FOR KIDS" curving around a tan line art portrait of Derek Zoolander. "ESTD" and "2001" flank the portrait, with bold tan text reading "WHO CAN'T READ GOOD"