Trophy Wife - Unisex Sweatshirt san diego and a white patterned jacket

and a white patterned jacket with green accents

but the cartoon ribs are its lawyer

Posterized stencil-art illustration of Damon Killian in a gray suit with both arms raised triumphantly

" with gold cursive reading "lanes" to the right

Trophy Wife - Unisex Sweatshirt san diego and a white patterned jacket"Trophy wife" printed in bowling league font on someone buying bulk paper towels at Costco is the hardest flex in any marriage. The trophy is participation, and the display case is a minivan with Cheerios ground into the seats. The Details: Bold distressed white serif text reads "Trophy Wife" across two centered lines in a retro typographic style with weathered texture throughout the letterforms. Fit & Fabric: Style: Classic Crewneck Sweatshirt.