Stop Staring At My Cock - Unisex Sweatshirt Size:5XL inspired by the vintage Minor

inspired by the vintage Minor League teams of yesteryear

Distressed yellow text reads "HOME OF THE OLD 96ER" with white text reading "LAKE PECHOGGIN

Stylized old English text reads "the Arches" with spaced uppercase text below reading "RESTAURANT" followed by "3334 WEST COAST HIGHWAY" and "NEWPORT BEACH

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Stop Staring At My Cock - Unisex Sweatshirt Size:5XL inspired by the vintage MinorRoosters exist solely so people can wear poultry on their chest and dare strangers to get caught reading it. Plausible deniability with feathers and a comb is a legal gray area nobody wants to litigate. The Details: Vintage hand drawn rooster rendered in yellow, blue, red, and teal ink depicts layered plumage, a red comb, and yellow wattle, standing on a patch of sketched ground. Distressed white uppercase serif text below reads "STOP STARING AT MY