Roswell National Park - Unisex Sweatshirt Color:White A cat stuffed with lettuce

A cat stuffed with lettuce and tomato is the Reese's cup nobody ordered yet everyone keeps eating

and night owls all found their way to the same counter

Red and teal starburst lines

and total cultural irrelevance because the regulars skate backwards through toddlers like it's a religion

Roswell National Park - Unisex Sweatshirt Color:White A cat stuffed with lettuceRoswell got designated a national park, which is one way to handle a cover up. Slap a gift shop on it, sell some postcards, and remind everyone they were never here. The Details: A vintage woodcut style desert landscape in burnt orange and mustard gold depicts layered mountains, a large golden sun, cacti, desert scrub, and a small alien figure waving among the scenery. Burnt orange serif text below reads "ROSWELL NATIONAL PARK." Flowing mustard gold