Damn I Love Fireworks - Women's T-Shirt nebraska Distressed white block lettering below

Distressed white block lettering below reads "WELL

Black serif text reads "HOTEL MAYFLOWER" across the top

Crash Davis understood that the universe has exactly three outcomes

and pickaxe catches a baseball beside yellow script reading "Baseball Club

Damn I Love Fireworks - Women's T-Shirt nebraska Distressed white block lettering belowDILF printed across a man's chest does exactly zero percent of its work as a fireworks acronym. The subtitle shows up three seconds too late, like a chaperone arriving after prom's already over. The Details: Large yellow starburst shape with distressed halftone texture displays '1 1 2" 80 16' in small white text at top. Bold red block letters outlined in white read "DILF" at center, with white text below reading "DAMN I LOVE FIREWORKS." Lower labels