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A triangular Lambda crest sits between script reading "Since" and "1984

Named for the bourbon country that surrounded them

Minor league baseball in small river towns meant everything back then

Jack Butler never met a voltage he couldn't fake his way past

You Old Sailor You - Unisex Tank Top san leandro A triangular Lambda crest sitsChazz Reinhold delivering a concession speech in a silk robe while eating meatloaf is peak dirtbag sensei energy. Wrapping his filthiest compliment in nautical decor is like hiding a grenade in a Cape Cod throw pillow. Inspired by Wedding Crashers. The Details: Distressed white text reads "YOU MOTORBOATING SON OF A BITCH!" surrounded by gold rope borders and small white seagull silhouettes. A gray anchor sits centered above gold text reading "SAILOR"