Mikey Swingers - Always Wait Two Days - Long Sleeve T-Shirt road house A ninja in all black

A ninja in all black wields a katana in a lunging pose

Charles De Mar offering condolences for a maternal explosion with the emotional depth of someone returning a library book is peak cosmic indifference

Nobody else makes ultraviolence feel like a film school lecture you actually enjoyed

Red hand-lettered text reads "HOTEL CORAL ESSEX" in the center

Mikey Swingers - Always Wait Two Days - Long Sleeve T-Shirt road house A ninja in all blackMikey's two day rule lasted about forty five seconds before he speed dialed his way into answering machine infamy. Six messages deep is not money, baby, and everyone knows it from personal experience. Inspired by Swingers. The Details: Arched distressed white block text reads "ALWAYS" above a posterized illustration of Mikey in a white tank top, holding a brick sized 90s phone with an extended antenna to his ear. Below, matching distressed white block