Crack Addict Nutcracker - Long Sleeve T-Shirt mob Arched distressed charcoal serif text

Arched distressed charcoal serif text reads "PHENOMS" above a woodcut-style illustration of a batter in a late-1800s uniform mid-swing

yet somehow manage to be the most confident animal in the ocean

Pink script text reads "World Famous" above large pink lettering reading "PARK AVENUE" with black text reading "RESTAURANT" below

Children Slay Free

Crack Addict Nutcracker - Long Sleeve T-Shirt mob Arched distressed charcoal serif textNutcrackers have exactly one job and this one went ahead and made it a lifestyle. Somewhere a grandmother is reading that shirt, doing the math, and choosing violence at the dessert table. The Details: Vintage hand drawn illustration of a nutcracker in a red and green military uniform with a tall green hat dotted in white, gold brown face with a white mustache, flanked by scattered white snowflakes. Ornate white gothic serif text below reads "Crack