98% of People are Stupid - Unisex Tank Top Color:Black A vintage hand-drawn couple roller

A vintage hand-drawn couple roller skating in a dance pose sits between spread golden and red wings

A seat there meant you had arrived

Volunteering for a gunfight with the politeness of a man offering you tea is a very specific kind of terrifying

varying black serif and italic text reads "New Haven

98% of People are Stupid - Unisex Tank Top Color:Black A vintage hand-drawn couple rollerClaiming to be in the smart 2% while wearing a grammatically questionable statement is the Dunning Kruger effect doing a victory lap. Everyone in the checkout line gets the joke except the person broadcasting it. The Details: Large white block sans serif text reads "98%" above a smaller white handwritten script reading "of people are stupid." A white rounded rectangular banner contains distressed white stencil style uppercase text reading "THANK GOD