Safety Third Fire - Women's T-Shirt Size:L rendered in muted teal

rendered in muted teal

Weathered white ornate text reads "PIRATE" with "JUST ADD RUM" beneath in slab-serif lettering

white illustrations depict a wishbone breaking sequence

The tempo is non-negotiable because the musician is biologically incapable of rushing

Safety Third Fire - Women's T-Shirt Size:L rendered in muted tealRanking safety third implies two higher priorities, and based on that kid's face, they're arson and vibes. Every house fire looks wholesome enough when you illustrate it like a 1970s Scholastic book cover. The Details: Golden yellow retro bubble lettering reads "SAFETY THIRD" across the top. Below, a vintage illustration depicts a grinning child holding a lit sparkler bursting with bright sparks, while a house behind is engulfed in tall flames, all