Unpainted Arizona - Unisex Hoodie Size:2XL Buzzing the tower is optional

Buzzing the tower is optional but telling everyone your pattern is full is a lifestyle

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Ornate white scrollwork border frames the design in a liquor label layout

Unpainted Arizona - Unisex Hoodie Size:2XL Buzzing the tower is optionalUnpainted Arizona treating itself like a heritage brand with legacy cachet is exactly the kind of strip mall delusion Ed would never question. Slapping Est. 1987 on discount furniture merch is a loyalty oath only the right people decode. Inspired by Raising Arizona. The Details: Stylized green tree with a broad, flat canopy sits to the upper left. Distressed tan text in an angular southwestern font reads "Unpainted Arizona" below, with "Est. 1987"