Hans Gruber Christmas - Unisex T-Shirt Size:XL " Red script text reads

" Red script text reads "Reds" across the center

and white block text reading "BASEBALL" below

Cutting pizza with scissors is the first sign you're dealing with a cop who considers due process a mild suggestion

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Hans Gruber Christmas - Unisex T-Shirt Size:XL " Red script text readsGruber's slow motion swan dive off Nakatomi Plaza is the only tree topping moment the season needs. Bespoke suit, stolen bearer bonds, and a thirty story exit strategy make for peak yuletide energy. Inspired by Die Hard. The Details: Arched white uppercase text reads "IT'S NOT XMAS" above a high contrast portrait of Hans Gruber holding a pistol, rendered in black, gray, and muted skin tones. Strands of multicolored Christmas lights with red, green,