Smartass University - Unisex T-Shirt oklahoma Beating Roy Stalin on one

Beating Roy Stalin on one ski is the kind of flex that only happens after dodging a relentless paperboy and surviving your mom's boiled bacon

The trick is to undercook the onions

A posterized illustration of Billy Ray Valentine in a multicolored patterned jacket

separated by a golden yellow horizontal line

Smartass University - Unisex T-Shirt oklahoma Beating Roy Stalin on oneSmartass University accepts everyone, which says more about the admissions board than the applicants. Tuition is free but the social cost is enormous. The Details: Arched distressed white block text reads "SMARTASS" above a collegiate shield crest containing a donkey, flanked by a ribbon banner and laurel branches in weathered white ink. Large block text reads "UNIVERSITY" directly below the crest. Smaller distressed text at the bottom reads "WITTY"