Dick in a Box Christmas - Unisex T-Shirt rr_track_ofc red block text reads "VARSITY

red block text reads "VARSITY WRESTLING" above a pill-shaped badge containing "MCMXCVIII

rendered in high-contrast flat color layers

Arched distressed white block text reads "SQUAD GOALS" in a curved layout

Crawling through five hundred yards of sewage is a hell of a way to earn a fishing license

Dick in a Box Christmas - Unisex T-Shirt rr_track_ofc red block text reads "VARSITYWrapping a box and cutting a hole in it remains the most ambitious gift giving strategy in holiday history. Somehow it's more romantic than anything you'll find at Tiffany's and more legally questionable than anything you'll find on Craigslist. The Details: A high contrast, distressed white print shows two figures in suits and sunglasses from the waist up. Both figures raise a hand while holding a gift wrapped box in front of their waist. The