Yes I Like Pina Coladas - Unisex Tank Top Size:S Distressed golden-yellow rustic text below

Distressed golden-yellow rustic text below reads "LIT AF

wearing down edges and breaking apart letterforms throughout

Surviving that island was never love

but rule number two always had an expiration date built right in

Yes I Like Pina Coladas - Unisex Tank Top Size:S Distressed golden-yellow rustic text belowAnswering a question from a 1979 yacht rock song before anyone even asks is peak conversational efficiency. Preemptive declarations of cocktail preference save everyone the awkward small talk at the resort bar. The Details: Large distressed white cursive script reads "Yes," overlapping a brown coconut half and a green palm frond rendered with a weathered texture. Below, clean white sans serif text reads "I Like" and "Pia Coladas" stacked on two lines.