Utah Bodhi 2028 - Unisex T-Shirt freeport Bold white text reads "RATHER

Bold white text reads "RATHER BE LUCKY THAN GOOD" across four stacked centered lines in a vintage hand-drawn style

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Moonlight Rollerway calling itself the most beautiful skating rink in the United States is the kind of unverifiable flex that only works when your floor wax predates the interstate highway system

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Utah Bodhi 2028 - Unisex T-Shirt freeport Bold white text reads "RATHERRunning mates who rob banks in president masks then let each other go is the most realistic campaign platform proposed. Vaya con dios is a better slogan than anything actual politicians have managed in decades. Inspired by Point Break. The Details: Red and blue stars flank white text reading "VOTE" above large white text reading "UTAH BODHI." Large red numbers read "2028" over halftone portraits of Johnny Utah and Bodhi with a white wave illustration