Lane Meyer K-12 Champion - Unisex T-Shirt salem Rumsfield issuing himself a tactical

Rumsfield issuing himself a tactical badge and crossed rifles for a cul-de-sac surveillance op is exactly the energy of a man who treats garbage night like a recon mission

You big dummy—don’t miss out on this one

and weekend regulars made it more than a bowling center

Giving a toilet paper roll the confident swagger of a 1940s cartoon mascot is already unhinged

Lane Meyer K-12 Champion - Unisex T-Shirt salem Rumsfield issuing himself a tacticalBeating Roy Stalin on one ski is the kind of flex that only happens after dodging a relentless paperboy and surviving your mom's boiled bacon. Greendale's finest somehow became K 12 champion. Inspired by Better Off Dead. The Details: Arched distressed white text reads "LANE MEYER" above a distressed white illustration of a skier with poles, flanked by two stars, with "1985" to the right. Bold white block text reads "K 12 CHAMPION" above italic script