Pool Noodle Battle Hero Men's Running Sunglasses and the gradient amber lenses

and the gradient amber lenses perfectly shield the glare of melting plastic

(But they also need to fit your whale-sized noggin

We told renowned Root Beer Sommelier Winthorne Dewberry to kiss our sassafras when he said they tasted like plastic and not root beer

and you’ll miss them

Pool Noodle Battle Hero Men's Running Sunglasses and the gradient amber lensesFloat like a flamingo, fight like a pool god. These pink Tidal G sunglasses with reflective water repellent lenses are unsinkable. If they go flying in the splash zone, just scoop em up instead of mourning them like a lost pet goldfish. Go ahead! Try it in the pool, ocean, toiletgo wild.