My Last Flying F T-shirt Color:Yam a fully customizable tee made

a fully customizable tee made 100% with ring-spun cotton

and absolutely no urgency about anything — except maybe mealtime

and a little too accurate

there is a retirement plan

My Last Flying F T-shirt Color:Yam a fully customizable tee madeThis bearded dragon has officially clocked out emotionally and legally. Featuring a dramatic goodbye wave and one suspiciously smug bat, this shirt captures the exact moment your last ounce of caring took flight. Perfect for reptile lovers whove had it with emails, expectations, and everyone elses energy. Its sarcastic, unapologetic, and just the right amount of unhinged. Pairs well with burnout, iced coffee, and absolutely no follow up questions.