Apron - WHORES DRUGS FEATURED3 Your cooking sucks anyways so

Your cooking sucks anyways so give everyone something else to talk about… our hilarious apron

it offers comfort and convenience for everyday use

and 2 side pockets

You can be a stuck up turd and wear designer bags or you can show off your personality with this unique round bag perfect for any festival or brunch or a funeral or wherever you go to find dick

Apron - WHORES DRUGS FEATURED3 Your cooking sucks anyways soYour cooking sucks anyways so give everyone something else to talk about our hilarious apron! It is water resistant and oil resistant with adjustable neck strap and long waist straps for chefs of all sizes! One size fits all unless you're the size of a Ford F 150! Care Instructions: Hand wash or machine wash dry as you normally would.