I’d Rather Be F___ing Tee Hilux The Adventure Before Dementia Tee

The Adventure Before Dementia Tee celebrates the Aussie spirit of hitting the road

You don’t just drive a Patrol — you’ve pledged allegiance to the church of solid axles

This clean white hoodie features the now-iconic “OnlyRams” logo in a saucy script that’ll get knowing smirks at the servo

or the bank

I’d Rather Be F___ing Tee Hilux The Adventure Before Dementia TeeFor the fishos whod rather be waist deep in the water than stuck doing anything else this shirt says it all (with just enough cheek to make Nan raise an eyebrow). The Id Rather Be F**ing Tee* is the ultimate Aussie fishing shirt simple, bold, and bloody funny. Whether youre casting a line, cleaning the catch, or just talking up the one that got away, this ones made to reel in a few laughs. Its campfire approved, pub friendly (mostly), and built for