Whimsical Pumpkins Waffle Weave Towel Fish "-Sarcasm- because beating the crap

"-Sarcasm- because beating the crap out of someone is

Because nobody likes a lazy jingler

I'm getting socks and a Bible for Christmas

go ahead and paint yourself another color"

Whimsical Pumpkins Waffle Weave Towel Fish "-Sarcasm- because beating the crapEncompassing style and function, our waffle weave Eco Friendly towels measure 18 x 30. They are made from a polyester blend that incorporates recycled plastic water bottles and come with a sewn in cotton loop for convenient hanging. The waffle weave pattern not only helps them absorb 5 x 7 times their weight, but also dry quicker. Due to the hand crafted nature of our towels, size and patterns may vary ever so slightly. Designed and Printed in the U.