The Johnny Adams | Men's American Flag Stretch Hawaiian Shirt 3 Pack you can’t handle this

you can’t handle this

even yours

we design clothing that helps socially awkward people such as yourself avoid serious conversations

Your private parts will never feel more free than when you are wearing these matching USA themed underthangs

The Johnny Adams | Men's American Flag Stretch Hawaiian Shirt 3 Pack you can’t handle thisIntroducing The Johnny Adams, our most functional American flag shirt to date. We spent hours in a lab setting while creating this American flag Hawaiian shirt. Of those hours, zero of them were dedicated to actual research and development. We started snooping around the lab, found a metric ton of 99% isopropyl alcohol and had a pretty weird time. In retrospect, I don't think isopropyl alcohol is meant to be consumed, but hey, we're just some kids