The Tight Ship | Sailor Tattoos Long Leg Ball Hammock® Pouch Underwear With Fly Size:S the mailman

the mailman

we design clothing that helps socially awkward people such as yourself avoid serious conversations

I feel pathetically guilty about tricking my colleagues into creating this snowflake Christmas suit

I just have a sticky R key

The Tight Ship | Sailor Tattoos Long Leg Ball Hammock® Pouch Underwear With Fly Size:S the mailmanBeing a pirate would be cool and all, minus the scurvy, the lack of common hygiene, the scary waves, and the sea monsters. But having a parrot on your shoulder and wearing an eye patch would be neat. But I guess you find a parrot, slap on an eye patch and slip into this pair of Ball Hammocks and call it a day.