The Island In The Sun | Teal Abstract Tropical Island Pants Waist Size:Waist 30 He always wants to be

He always wants to be like his dad

or platonic friend

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The Island In The Sun | Teal Abstract Tropical Island Pants Waist Size:Waist 30 He always wants to beLegal Disclaimer: Wearing these tropical themed suit pants, thus dressing like a delicious, refreshing human Capri Sun drastically increases the possibility of 1) ordering drinks with little umbrellas, 2) saying things like "It's five o'clock somewhere" and calling everyone "mon," 3) strangers constantly soliciting you for drugs, 4) getting "Island in the Sun" stuck in your head, and 5) finding yourself playing steel drums in a Caribbean themed Weezer