Dundee's Survival Training - Unisex Tank Top west point arms outstretched between decorative wings

arms outstretched between decorative wings

Distressed white Western serif text reads "I'M YOUR" above a large white handlebar mustache illustration

" A halftone photograph of the rink building sits above "2100 PAXTON STREET HARRISBURG PENNSYLVANIA

A vintage illustration of El Guapo's cackling face beneath an oversized sombrero with radiating sunburst lines sits between the numbers "19" and "23

Dundee's Survival Training - Unisex Tank Top west point arms outstretched between decorative wingsKnife comparison is the entire curriculum, and graduation requires pulling out something absurd enough to end the conversation. Customer satisfaction is weirdly high despite a zero percent survival rate. Inspired by Crocodile Dundee. The Details: Distressed orange banner text reads "THAT'S A KNIFE!" across the top. An orange circular emblem frames an illustrated portrait of Mick Dundee in a crocodile tooth banded hat, grinning, with two crossed brown